Post by lordocelot on Dec 25, 2008 14:13:08 GMT -4
Due to the obligations of our website it has come to my attention that we needed to give a Christmas special to keep our limited funding and supporters happy, all seven of them. LordOcelot was the one who was cornered and tied to his desk on the holiday to pen this crappy x-mas special, so enjoy! It takes place on Hoth between Tiberian and Swil, but keep your eyes out for more some cool appearances.
Seeing his little naulaton counter part, with his mini silver saber, Tiberian could not help but feel the X-mas spirit flowing through him. But then again he could barely stand and his vision was blurring, that is what Tiberian gets for smoking to much out of his special 'sith pipe.'
"Tiny friend we must not fight, not on this day" said Tiberian focusing all of his energy on trying to keep his balance.
Swil watched with amusement as the sith emperor rocked back and forth, "Bah humbug! What is so special on this day?" barked the tiny but annoying Sidai.
"This is star wars not thingyens you old fart! Can’t you remember anything. And besides why must we fight when there is so much beer to be drinking" said Ayin walking towards them wearing a Rudolph sweater with a blinking red nose and Christmas colored robes.
"Oh great now there are two annoying main characters on my planet! Stealing my screen time and wanting my beer! Figures kids can’t do anything for themselves not even on Christmas" said a disapproving Swil.
"Hey I was told that this is my sith Christmas special! Why are there Jedi here? I need to call my agent he is totally getting a dark orb right through him!" said an angry Tiberian.
"Pffft I do as I please, its not like I wanted to be here, but this is a K&L Christmas special which means instead of getting free egg nog, hitting on hot chicks and participating in white elephant. I am here with an old man and a ‘sky high’ sith” replied Ayin.
“Oh yea I am sure your mistletoe hat and Rudolph sweater would have the women lining up to see you. It looks like you got your clothes from a goodwill box” teased Tiberian as him and Swil traded smiles and nods.
“Yea well your momma seemed to like it when she picked it out” replied a witty Ayin.
"Momma jokes? From a jedi whose own apprentice (Xerox) gets more action then he does" responded Tiberian.
"Why are you laughing, you got one two. Don’t you remember the clever and logical Darth Crayola. Do not tell me that you have forgotten about your most powerful ally,” remarked Ayin with a grin.
"WTF! Do not remind me of him!" shouted Tiberian calling upon sith fire and hurling it at Ayin who with little effort was able to dodge it.
“I can’t believe that you started the special before we could arrive” said Vala as her, Argon, Sr-110, and Cardbot all appeared carrying entrees of sweet smelling meats for this cheesy Christmas dinner. As Argon seemed to be carrying a Christmas tree.
“Don’t blame me, blame ole gray tentacle head. How was I suppose to know that every character from our site was suppose to be coming” said Tiberian stopping seeing the panic faces of the other cast mates.
“All of them?” gulped Ayin, turning to Swil who sighed shaking his head.
“No they are not coming we told them to meet us somewhere else. So I hope that they enjoy Christmas in a krayt’s dragon cave” said Vala seeing the relieved faces of the other K and L characters.
“Heh, heh sweet” said Ayin .
"Hey what do you say we go back to my cave and get wasted in our own tribute to the birth of Christ? Before anymore characters from that knights and lord site come" suggested Swil. As the other characters from K and L seemed to agree trading nods and smiles.
“Neh nothing says Christmas like hours and hours of endless guitar hero” dismissed Cardbot waddling past them and making himself at home in Swil’s cave, plugging in his own game and began playing ‘guitar hero’ and he seemed to be failing.
“Great you just had to bring him didn’t you SR?” asked Swil glaring at the unwelcome intruder in his cave.
“Well yea he can’t be home alone, last time he smuggled in a whole case of red stripe and almost drank it” replied Sr-110.
“Well then let us get started and hopefully we can unplug cardbot” said Swil as the others began walking back towards Swil’s cave.
“Hey Swil where do you keep your Maroon 5?” asked Cardbot.
“Ergh that’s it, he’s scrap metal” shouted Swil pulling out his saber and for the next several minutes all that could be heard were Swil’s saber cutting into the screaming Cardbot.
Swil came back minutes later carrying the head of Cardbot, “for the top of the tree” suggested Swil.
“Don’t you have Fisto’s head?” asked Tiberian.
“Just get inside before I change my mind and kill all of you” said Swil leading them into his cave.
The Christmas tree was put up and the internal organs from their enemies were strung across the tree, with the glowing and luckily silent head of Cardbot at the top. With other minor K and L characters also showing up, whose names and places we do not remember or care about, but it completed our contractual obligation with them and their agents, almost completing our Christmas special. But Swil seemed to think that something was missing.
“SR-110?” asked Swil turning to the robot, who nodded twisting a knob on his shoulder as two speakers came out of his side as rowdy Christmas music began playing loudly as the characters began dancing ending this poor prepared Christmas special.
Anselm was standing outside of the cave, being greeted by freezing winds and gusts of snow but she had a very important job, one given to her by her master. “God bless us each and every-” but Anselm was interrupted by her master.
“How many times do I have to tell you, talking is for the main characters! Now stop with that copywrited quote or we all will be sued! And do your job” shouted Swil.
Anselm sighed turning back on lookout to see several figures coming towards her, “they are coming” she said.
“Is it time for our cameo?”
“No”
The End and good riddance
Remember K and L takes no political or religious side unless it comes with financial benefits or other awards.
Seeing his little naulaton counter part, with his mini silver saber, Tiberian could not help but feel the X-mas spirit flowing through him. But then again he could barely stand and his vision was blurring, that is what Tiberian gets for smoking to much out of his special 'sith pipe.'
"Tiny friend we must not fight, not on this day" said Tiberian focusing all of his energy on trying to keep his balance.
Swil watched with amusement as the sith emperor rocked back and forth, "Bah humbug! What is so special on this day?" barked the tiny but annoying Sidai.
"This is star wars not thingyens you old fart! Can’t you remember anything. And besides why must we fight when there is so much beer to be drinking" said Ayin walking towards them wearing a Rudolph sweater with a blinking red nose and Christmas colored robes.
"Oh great now there are two annoying main characters on my planet! Stealing my screen time and wanting my beer! Figures kids can’t do anything for themselves not even on Christmas" said a disapproving Swil.
"Hey I was told that this is my sith Christmas special! Why are there Jedi here? I need to call my agent he is totally getting a dark orb right through him!" said an angry Tiberian.
"Pffft I do as I please, its not like I wanted to be here, but this is a K&L Christmas special which means instead of getting free egg nog, hitting on hot chicks and participating in white elephant. I am here with an old man and a ‘sky high’ sith” replied Ayin.
“Oh yea I am sure your mistletoe hat and Rudolph sweater would have the women lining up to see you. It looks like you got your clothes from a goodwill box” teased Tiberian as him and Swil traded smiles and nods.
“Yea well your momma seemed to like it when she picked it out” replied a witty Ayin.
"Momma jokes? From a jedi whose own apprentice (Xerox) gets more action then he does" responded Tiberian.
"Why are you laughing, you got one two. Don’t you remember the clever and logical Darth Crayola. Do not tell me that you have forgotten about your most powerful ally,” remarked Ayin with a grin.
"WTF! Do not remind me of him!" shouted Tiberian calling upon sith fire and hurling it at Ayin who with little effort was able to dodge it.
“I can’t believe that you started the special before we could arrive” said Vala as her, Argon, Sr-110, and Cardbot all appeared carrying entrees of sweet smelling meats for this cheesy Christmas dinner. As Argon seemed to be carrying a Christmas tree.
“Don’t blame me, blame ole gray tentacle head. How was I suppose to know that every character from our site was suppose to be coming” said Tiberian stopping seeing the panic faces of the other cast mates.
“All of them?” gulped Ayin, turning to Swil who sighed shaking his head.
“No they are not coming we told them to meet us somewhere else. So I hope that they enjoy Christmas in a krayt’s dragon cave” said Vala seeing the relieved faces of the other K and L characters.
“Heh, heh sweet” said Ayin .
"Hey what do you say we go back to my cave and get wasted in our own tribute to the birth of Christ? Before anymore characters from that knights and lord site come" suggested Swil. As the other characters from K and L seemed to agree trading nods and smiles.
“Neh nothing says Christmas like hours and hours of endless guitar hero” dismissed Cardbot waddling past them and making himself at home in Swil’s cave, plugging in his own game and began playing ‘guitar hero’ and he seemed to be failing.
“Great you just had to bring him didn’t you SR?” asked Swil glaring at the unwelcome intruder in his cave.
“Well yea he can’t be home alone, last time he smuggled in a whole case of red stripe and almost drank it” replied Sr-110.
“Well then let us get started and hopefully we can unplug cardbot” said Swil as the others began walking back towards Swil’s cave.
“Hey Swil where do you keep your Maroon 5?” asked Cardbot.
“Ergh that’s it, he’s scrap metal” shouted Swil pulling out his saber and for the next several minutes all that could be heard were Swil’s saber cutting into the screaming Cardbot.
Swil came back minutes later carrying the head of Cardbot, “for the top of the tree” suggested Swil.
“Don’t you have Fisto’s head?” asked Tiberian.
“Just get inside before I change my mind and kill all of you” said Swil leading them into his cave.
The Christmas tree was put up and the internal organs from their enemies were strung across the tree, with the glowing and luckily silent head of Cardbot at the top. With other minor K and L characters also showing up, whose names and places we do not remember or care about, but it completed our contractual obligation with them and their agents, almost completing our Christmas special. But Swil seemed to think that something was missing.
“SR-110?” asked Swil turning to the robot, who nodded twisting a knob on his shoulder as two speakers came out of his side as rowdy Christmas music began playing loudly as the characters began dancing ending this poor prepared Christmas special.
Anselm was standing outside of the cave, being greeted by freezing winds and gusts of snow but she had a very important job, one given to her by her master. “God bless us each and every-” but Anselm was interrupted by her master.
“How many times do I have to tell you, talking is for the main characters! Now stop with that copywrited quote or we all will be sued! And do your job” shouted Swil.
Anselm sighed turning back on lookout to see several figures coming towards her, “they are coming” she said.
“Is it time for our cameo?”
“No”
The End and good riddance
Remember K and L takes no political or religious side unless it comes with financial benefits or other awards.
