Post by Ayin Tsade on Oct 31, 2008 0:14:19 GMT -4
This is the Star Wars: Knights & Lords Quote Archive. It exists to chronicle in one location all the greatest quotes and sayings from our writing. By that I mean all the ones I really liked; if you have different opinions, comment HERE > www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=generalboard&thread=105
Or you could always make your own bloody archive.
Again, DON'T COMMENT HERE. For organizational reasons, please comment in the other thread.
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From “An Excessive Disturbance In The Force” - www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=temple&action=display&thread=11
“What luck. My padawan has already been diagnosed with cooties. Guess I should give them time to finish. Maybe Jacen’ll forget to breath and then I won’t have to bother walking over.”
– Ayin
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"Think of that as my symbol of gratitude!" – Ayin, after putting the moves on a Handmaiden
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"Before this conversation progresses any further, I must make an announcement of the greatest importance. Please, everyone turn and take a look outside the window."
"What do you sense outside, Tsade? We do not see anything."
"What I see is a perfectly gorgeous day going to waste! Enough babbling about forbidding hook-ups and red lightsabers. There's nothing [in the Jedi Code] against romantic entanglements or the color red.”
- Ayin and the Jedi Council
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"So much for that maneuver.” – Ayin
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From “Initiation” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=temple&thread=10&page=1
"Well executed, Jacen. You truly are worthy of my teaching. That encourages me. I would not want to waste my attention on someone who lacked your kind of dedication. That is why I will teach you an important lesson even now."
"Lesson one: Never underestimate your opponent. It is the most deadly of amateur mistakes. This includes knowing when an opponent is beaten, and when he is merely faking!"
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"Another hint - Don't be so stationary."
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"Heh... Beautiful. I haven't been hit in a long, long time. It feels... refreshing, to fight like this." - Ayin
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From “A Learning Experience” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=kashyyyk&action=display&thread=64&page=1
"Thanks for the rude awakening, that really wasn't necessary."
"It was that or ignite my saber in your ear."
- Ayin and Jacen
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"Ugh, what a wretched planet. Whose idea was it to stage the hunt here, anyways?"
"Yours, master."
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"Eh? Sorry, I wasn't listening. Something about snakes? Don't they usually hang out in cardboard boxes?"
- Ayin, after Jacen’s explanation on Kashyyyk Vipers
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"Mustn't... puke... alcohol..."
- Ayin, upon smelling Jacen’s cooking
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"I must admit, you are already a more powerful cook than I could ever aspire to be! You'll make a fine wife for somebody someday!"
"I was inspired to take up cooking by Kari, who can't cook for her life, and so in order to save mine, I am the cook in the relationship."
"Heh. Nothing like a woman to keep you motivated."
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"Ready or not, here I come."
"Before you come you should always be ready."
- Jacen and Majernik
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From “A First Encounter” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=temple&action=display&thread=55
"Hey, there. Man, you're tall."
- Ayin’s first words to his most dangerous opponent ever
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"They are so lively, especially after tea. Please, will you not join us? I am sure you have much more to bring to my current conversation; they seem to be becoming a bit of dead weight.”
- Tiberian to Ayin, referring to his Jedi corpse companions
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Tell me, guest, are you one of my sworn enemies? I feel the Force flowing strongly in you. I also see no reason to kill you.”
“You tell me if I am a threat to you or not.”
- Tiberian and Ayin
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"So you are the one to have killed my master. For this, I owe you a drink."
- Tiberian to Ayin
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“I refused my service when [Siphon] came to and told me of his plans. I laughed; I told him he was a deranged, old, blinded hut simply grasping for power any where he could."
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"You seem to be unlike the others – you’re both amusing and tolerable, nothing like the ones I have killed so far. I will warn you, however, that I am nothing like my master. I will prove to be a much tougher foe, as will my armies.”
---
"A toast, to the futures of our people. Sadly, it seems that this will be the last moment of civility between us."
---
"The Jedi are arrogant. They will never change because they do not think they need to. Their obsolete ways have lived for too long, and must be destroyed."
---
"These were all members of your respected Order who were foolish enough to think that they could stop me. I have sparked the greatest war that the galaxy has ever seen, and it seems that I may have finally found an opponent worthy of my ability. It is a shame that your talent will be wasted defending a cause that has never supported you and always tried to oust you. But the Force works in mysterious ways…
"Nothing personal, Ayin, but let's just say you picked the wrong saber color."
- Tiberian
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"Quite clever of you, Tsade. I'd heard you had developed some original Force moves, and I'm quite impressed with your little air show. However, it will take more than that to stop a Lord of the Sith."
“I tend to test my opponent's abilities before going all-out. Now I've seen just how potent your powers are."
"Oh, so you've judged me already, have you? Jedi arrogance comes at a price, Ayin."
---
“Your speed and aggression are formidable. I'm afraid I must reveal to you just how much you underestimate me."
"You're not using a fraction of your power. Of course, neither am I.”
- Tiberian and Ayin
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"Well, then, let me know when you're ready to really get serious." – Ayin
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“We will have to continue where we left off another time. Hopefully the Jedi will not blame you for all of this.”
- Tiberian to Ayin, after Vala’s distress call interrupts their battle
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From “Ayin, Swil, Alcohol” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=temple&action=display&thread=83
“What are you doing with my alcohol? I need that, how the heck am I supposed to meditate without it?”
“Try a Zen garden. You know, the things with the sand and crap.”
“You, you’re that idiot, Ayson T-sane something-or-other, that greeted me on the platform.”
“It’s Ayin Tsade, and now I’m the one taking your alcohol.”
“Ok that’s it, killing my apprentice and calling me egotistical is one thing, but taking my prized possessions is another. I will fight to the death for that.”
“I didn’t kill your apprentice, I just knocked her out.”
“Well, you could have, I wouldn’t have cared.”
- Swil and Ayin
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"Oh, now THAT is just plain disgusting. I've heard of tentacle rape before, but procreating out of your head asexually is beyond disturbing." – Ayin
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"One false move, and your beer goes bye-bye."
"You're bluffing! You wouldn't have the guts."
"Yeah, actually, I would. They aren't mine, so I'm not emotionally attached to these particular beers. Plus, I have plenty of my own, I only took yours because I figured you didn't need them any more. The loss is entirely yours."
“You do realize that destroying beer is one of the cardinal sins, right?”
- Ayin and Swil
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“Nice shot mini-me, that was great!”
“Uhh… you do realize that was your apprentice?”
“Duh, that’s why it’s funny.”
“You really don’t care about your apprentice, do you?”
“Ayin, don’t tell me you actually think your apprentice is totally cool.”
“Ehh… you got a point there.”
- Swil and Ayin
---
“By the way, that's a really cool and disgusting power you have."
"Yeah, well, you move too fast. I had to crush the entire platform just to get you to stop."
- Ayin and Swil
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From “Tiberian’s Travels to Korriban” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=os&action=display&thread=23
“Did you hear that, Argon? I have been ‘granted permission’ to land. Remind me to have those fools killed when I am crowned Sith Lord.”
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From “Tiberian on Korriban” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=korriban&thread=32&page=1
“Tell your masters I have returned, and that all who oppose me will be killed, and killed oh, so painfully… better yet, I’ll tell them!”
- Tiberian, before temporarily sheathing his silver lightsaber in the cranium of a Twi’lek
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From “Sith Council” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=ragnoswillkickyourass&thread=9&page=1
“The Twi’lek I killed was not a true Sith, but a shell of what the Sith once were! No true Sith would not beg or surrender without a fight… as the Sith outside these ruins did, caring more about their own pathetic lives than the prestige of their people!”
---
“I believe you will be swearing your allegiance to us or your reign will be an incredibly short one.”
“Then there is no need for a Sith council!”
- Black Twi’lek and Tiberian
---
“Good, I am glad that my people are united once again.”
- Tiberian, upon killing the Sith who opposed his rise to power
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From “The Reluctant Travels to M4-78” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=os&thread=22&page=1
"Sir, I don't mean to go against your judgment, but there must be another way, apart from degrading ourselves by allying with a bunch of bucketheads.” – Vala
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“SR110 can be a bit bothersome. Hell... you have to be programmed to like him." – Tiberian
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From “The Sith-Robot Alliance” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=m478&action=display&thread=25
"One... two... three..." – Cardbot, counting
---
"I must say, Tiberian, that you caught my curiosity, as well as that of my droids, when I was told you wanted to meet with us."
“Yes, you were quite the adversary on the battlefield. Now it seems you could be a very strong ally."
- SR-110 and Tiberian, opening remarks of their peace talks
---
"Now, now, Cardbot. I am sure you were programmed with manners… as well as having an off button." – SR-110
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From “Fall of Danik Kargin” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=senate&thread=37&page=1
"Oh dear, it seems that this Sith lord has fallen into another one of the Jedi Council's clever traps. Oh no! Please help me! Can anyone hear me? I need help!" – Tiberian, when faced by two Jedi Knights
---
"Who… are you?"
"A Liberator."
- Jedi Knight Danik and Tiberian
Or you could always make your own bloody archive.
Again, DON'T COMMENT HERE. For organizational reasons, please comment in the other thread.
----------------
From “An Excessive Disturbance In The Force” - www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=temple&action=display&thread=11
“What luck. My padawan has already been diagnosed with cooties. Guess I should give them time to finish. Maybe Jacen’ll forget to breath and then I won’t have to bother walking over.”
– Ayin
---
"Think of that as my symbol of gratitude!" – Ayin, after putting the moves on a Handmaiden
---
"Before this conversation progresses any further, I must make an announcement of the greatest importance. Please, everyone turn and take a look outside the window."
"What do you sense outside, Tsade? We do not see anything."
"What I see is a perfectly gorgeous day going to waste! Enough babbling about forbidding hook-ups and red lightsabers. There's nothing [in the Jedi Code] against romantic entanglements or the color red.”
- Ayin and the Jedi Council
---
"So much for that maneuver.” – Ayin
--------
From “Initiation” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=temple&thread=10&page=1
"Well executed, Jacen. You truly are worthy of my teaching. That encourages me. I would not want to waste my attention on someone who lacked your kind of dedication. That is why I will teach you an important lesson even now."
"Lesson one: Never underestimate your opponent. It is the most deadly of amateur mistakes. This includes knowing when an opponent is beaten, and when he is merely faking!"
---
"Another hint - Don't be so stationary."
---
"Heh... Beautiful. I haven't been hit in a long, long time. It feels... refreshing, to fight like this." - Ayin
-------
From “A Learning Experience” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=kashyyyk&action=display&thread=64&page=1
"Thanks for the rude awakening, that really wasn't necessary."
"It was that or ignite my saber in your ear."
- Ayin and Jacen
---
"Ugh, what a wretched planet. Whose idea was it to stage the hunt here, anyways?"
"Yours, master."
---
"Eh? Sorry, I wasn't listening. Something about snakes? Don't they usually hang out in cardboard boxes?"
- Ayin, after Jacen’s explanation on Kashyyyk Vipers
---
"Mustn't... puke... alcohol..."
- Ayin, upon smelling Jacen’s cooking
---
"I must admit, you are already a more powerful cook than I could ever aspire to be! You'll make a fine wife for somebody someday!"
"I was inspired to take up cooking by Kari, who can't cook for her life, and so in order to save mine, I am the cook in the relationship."
"Heh. Nothing like a woman to keep you motivated."
---
"Ready or not, here I come."
"Before you come you should always be ready."
- Jacen and Majernik
-------
From “A First Encounter” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=temple&action=display&thread=55
"Hey, there. Man, you're tall."
- Ayin’s first words to his most dangerous opponent ever
---
"They are so lively, especially after tea. Please, will you not join us? I am sure you have much more to bring to my current conversation; they seem to be becoming a bit of dead weight.”
- Tiberian to Ayin, referring to his Jedi corpse companions
---
Tell me, guest, are you one of my sworn enemies? I feel the Force flowing strongly in you. I also see no reason to kill you.”
“You tell me if I am a threat to you or not.”
- Tiberian and Ayin
---
"So you are the one to have killed my master. For this, I owe you a drink."
- Tiberian to Ayin
---
“I refused my service when [Siphon] came to and told me of his plans. I laughed; I told him he was a deranged, old, blinded hut simply grasping for power any where he could."
---
"You seem to be unlike the others – you’re both amusing and tolerable, nothing like the ones I have killed so far. I will warn you, however, that I am nothing like my master. I will prove to be a much tougher foe, as will my armies.”
---
"A toast, to the futures of our people. Sadly, it seems that this will be the last moment of civility between us."
---
"The Jedi are arrogant. They will never change because they do not think they need to. Their obsolete ways have lived for too long, and must be destroyed."
---
"These were all members of your respected Order who were foolish enough to think that they could stop me. I have sparked the greatest war that the galaxy has ever seen, and it seems that I may have finally found an opponent worthy of my ability. It is a shame that your talent will be wasted defending a cause that has never supported you and always tried to oust you. But the Force works in mysterious ways…
"Nothing personal, Ayin, but let's just say you picked the wrong saber color."
- Tiberian
---
"Quite clever of you, Tsade. I'd heard you had developed some original Force moves, and I'm quite impressed with your little air show. However, it will take more than that to stop a Lord of the Sith."
“I tend to test my opponent's abilities before going all-out. Now I've seen just how potent your powers are."
"Oh, so you've judged me already, have you? Jedi arrogance comes at a price, Ayin."
---
“Your speed and aggression are formidable. I'm afraid I must reveal to you just how much you underestimate me."
"You're not using a fraction of your power. Of course, neither am I.”
- Tiberian and Ayin
---
"Well, then, let me know when you're ready to really get serious." – Ayin
---
“We will have to continue where we left off another time. Hopefully the Jedi will not blame you for all of this.”
- Tiberian to Ayin, after Vala’s distress call interrupts their battle
-------
From “Ayin, Swil, Alcohol” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=temple&action=display&thread=83
“What are you doing with my alcohol? I need that, how the heck am I supposed to meditate without it?”
“Try a Zen garden. You know, the things with the sand and crap.”
“You, you’re that idiot, Ayson T-sane something-or-other, that greeted me on the platform.”
“It’s Ayin Tsade, and now I’m the one taking your alcohol.”
“Ok that’s it, killing my apprentice and calling me egotistical is one thing, but taking my prized possessions is another. I will fight to the death for that.”
“I didn’t kill your apprentice, I just knocked her out.”
“Well, you could have, I wouldn’t have cared.”
- Swil and Ayin
---
"Oh, now THAT is just plain disgusting. I've heard of tentacle rape before, but procreating out of your head asexually is beyond disturbing." – Ayin
---
"One false move, and your beer goes bye-bye."
"You're bluffing! You wouldn't have the guts."
"Yeah, actually, I would. They aren't mine, so I'm not emotionally attached to these particular beers. Plus, I have plenty of my own, I only took yours because I figured you didn't need them any more. The loss is entirely yours."
“You do realize that destroying beer is one of the cardinal sins, right?”
- Ayin and Swil
---
“Nice shot mini-me, that was great!”
“Uhh… you do realize that was your apprentice?”
“Duh, that’s why it’s funny.”
“You really don’t care about your apprentice, do you?”
“Ayin, don’t tell me you actually think your apprentice is totally cool.”
“Ehh… you got a point there.”
- Swil and Ayin
---
“By the way, that's a really cool and disgusting power you have."
"Yeah, well, you move too fast. I had to crush the entire platform just to get you to stop."
- Ayin and Swil
-------
From “Tiberian’s Travels to Korriban” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=os&action=display&thread=23
“Did you hear that, Argon? I have been ‘granted permission’ to land. Remind me to have those fools killed when I am crowned Sith Lord.”
-------
From “Tiberian on Korriban” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=korriban&thread=32&page=1
“Tell your masters I have returned, and that all who oppose me will be killed, and killed oh, so painfully… better yet, I’ll tell them!”
- Tiberian, before temporarily sheathing his silver lightsaber in the cranium of a Twi’lek
-------
From “Sith Council” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=ragnoswillkickyourass&thread=9&page=1
“The Twi’lek I killed was not a true Sith, but a shell of what the Sith once were! No true Sith would not beg or surrender without a fight… as the Sith outside these ruins did, caring more about their own pathetic lives than the prestige of their people!”
---
“I believe you will be swearing your allegiance to us or your reign will be an incredibly short one.”
“Then there is no need for a Sith council!”
- Black Twi’lek and Tiberian
---
“Good, I am glad that my people are united once again.”
- Tiberian, upon killing the Sith who opposed his rise to power
-------
From “The Reluctant Travels to M4-78” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=os&thread=22&page=1
"Sir, I don't mean to go against your judgment, but there must be another way, apart from degrading ourselves by allying with a bunch of bucketheads.” – Vala
---
“SR110 can be a bit bothersome. Hell... you have to be programmed to like him." – Tiberian
-------
From “The Sith-Robot Alliance” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=m478&action=display&thread=25
"One... two... three..." – Cardbot, counting
---
"I must say, Tiberian, that you caught my curiosity, as well as that of my droids, when I was told you wanted to meet with us."
“Yes, you were quite the adversary on the battlefield. Now it seems you could be a very strong ally."
- SR-110 and Tiberian, opening remarks of their peace talks
---
"Now, now, Cardbot. I am sure you were programmed with manners… as well as having an off button." – SR-110
---
From “Fall of Danik Kargin” www.knightsandlords.proboards56.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=senate&thread=37&page=1
"Oh dear, it seems that this Sith lord has fallen into another one of the Jedi Council's clever traps. Oh no! Please help me! Can anyone hear me? I need help!" – Tiberian, when faced by two Jedi Knights
---
"Who… are you?"
"A Liberator."
- Jedi Knight Danik and Tiberian
